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What I Learned From Watching ‘Our Idiot Brother’
-The tag line is a lie
-You’re able to find your soul mate by naming your dog after a popular country singer 
-Even in a small role, Hugh Dancy’s presence is always appreciated
-It’s very weird hearing Zooey Deschanel swear
-As much as I love Paul Rudd, it is possible to not love every movie that he does
-But it reminded me how much I love Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones acting together
-Adam Scott will always be Ben Wyatt to me (Parks and Rec)
-Potentially funny and sweet movies can be ruined by…well…not funny stuff
*You can pass this one up. Unless you’re interested in seeing Paul Rudd almost having a threesome

What I Learned From Watching ‘Our Idiot Brother’

-The tag line is a lie

-You’re able to find your soul mate by naming your dog after a popular country singer 

-Even in a small role, Hugh Dancy’s presence is always appreciated

-It’s very weird hearing Zooey Deschanel swear

-As much as I love Paul Rudd, it is possible to not love every movie that he does

-But it reminded me how much I love Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones acting together

-Adam Scott will always be Ben Wyatt to me (Parks and Rec)

-Potentially funny and sweet movies can be ruined by…well…not funny stuff

*You can pass this one up. Unless you’re interested in seeing Paul Rudd almost having a threesome

What I Learned From Watching ‘The Crying Game’ (Netflix)
-The poster does not help you out with what to expect from the movie
-It’s a song as well, apparently
-Miranda Richardson is has been cursed with a bitch face so she must always play a bitch
-Jim Broadbent is the best bartender ever
-More people should know who Stephen Rea is
-Hostage situations just usually don’t go that well
-Forest Whittaker does a decent British accent
*Worthy of the queue

What I Learned From Watching ‘The Crying Game’ (Netflix)

-The poster does not help you out with what to expect from the movie

-It’s a song as well, apparently

-Miranda Richardson is has been cursed with a bitch face so she must always play a bitch

-Jim Broadbent is the best bartender ever

-More people should know who Stephen Rea is

-Hostage situations just usually don’t go that well

-Forest Whittaker does a decent British accent

*Worthy of the queue

What I Learned From Watching ‘You’re Next’ (Netflix)
-It’s better watching it with friends than by yourself on a Sunday morning
-Australians are badass
-Getting the family together is never a good idea
-Family get-togethers = death
-Girls are better in survival situations than guys
-The director of ‘Drinking Buddies’ is in this (weird)
-It’s basically a less terrifying version of ‘The Strangers’
-Make sure you never get into a fight with an Australian because they will kill you
-Rich families are inevitably fucked up families
-They can actually make modern horror movies with a final girl character that you can actually like. Who knew
*Put in your queue for a fun movie night with friends

What I Learned From Watching ‘You’re Next’ (Netflix)

-It’s better watching it with friends than by yourself on a Sunday morning

-Australians are badass

-Getting the family together is never a good idea

-Family get-togethers = death

-Girls are better in survival situations than guys

-The director of ‘Drinking Buddies’ is in this (weird)

-It’s basically a less terrifying version of ‘The Strangers’

-Make sure you never get into a fight with an Australian because they will kill you

-Rich families are inevitably fucked up families

-They can actually make modern horror movies with a final girl character that you can actually like. Who knew

*Put in your queue for a fun movie night with friends