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What I Learned From Watching ‘In Bruges’ (Netflix)
-Apparently, it’s in Belgium
-Bad things always happen to Brendan Gleeson in movies
-Ralph Fiennes likes to swear
-Being a hitman isn’t necessarily the best life choice
-People love to make fun of Americans
-Colin Farrell really doesn’t like Bruges
-But he manages to meet an attractive woman because he’s freaking Colin Farrell
-Now I know where that super famous Ralph Fiennes quote is from
*Worthy of the queue

What I Learned From Watching ‘In Bruges’ (Netflix)

-Apparently, it’s in Belgium

-Bad things always happen to Brendan Gleeson in movies

-Ralph Fiennes likes to swear

-Being a hitman isn’t necessarily the best life choice

-People love to make fun of Americans

-Colin Farrell really doesn’t like Bruges

-But he manages to meet an attractive woman because he’s freaking Colin Farrell

-Now I know where that super famous Ralph Fiennes quote is from

*Worthy of the queue

What I Learned From Watching ‘Our Idiot Brother’
-The tag line is a lie
-You’re able to find your soul mate by naming your dog after a popular country singer 
-Even in a small role, Hugh Dancy’s presence is always appreciated
-It’s very weird hearing Zooey Deschanel swear
-As much as I love Paul Rudd, it is possible to not love every movie that he does
-But it reminded me how much I love Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones acting together
-Adam Scott will always be Ben Wyatt to me (Parks and Rec)
-Potentially funny and sweet movies can be ruined by…well…not funny stuff
*You can pass this one up. Unless you’re interested in seeing Paul Rudd almost having a threesome

What I Learned From Watching ‘Our Idiot Brother’

-The tag line is a lie

-You’re able to find your soul mate by naming your dog after a popular country singer 

-Even in a small role, Hugh Dancy’s presence is always appreciated

-It’s very weird hearing Zooey Deschanel swear

-As much as I love Paul Rudd, it is possible to not love every movie that he does

-But it reminded me how much I love Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones acting together

-Adam Scott will always be Ben Wyatt to me (Parks and Rec)

-Potentially funny and sweet movies can be ruined by…well…not funny stuff

*You can pass this one up. Unless you’re interested in seeing Paul Rudd almost having a threesome